lol on this site i made these
The bargloo is an animal that has pink fur with green spots on its heads and hands. Its tail is shaped like a(n) car which it uses to eat yoyos. An adult bargloo may weigh more than 1,854 pounds and stand over 1,536 feet high.
The bargloo can be found only in usa and sweden. Although its favorite food is carrots, it also likes to eat plants. If you ever see a(n) bargloo, be sure not to ever sing “ai no uta.” That song makes it big. Instead, give it a few carrots and be on your way.
and i also made the one below...
Hi, I'm george washington, and I want to tell you all about the new grapes.
Have you seen the new grapes? It's fantastic! It will run and sit with no problems at all. To use the grapes, all you need are a few marbles. Yes, folks, it's that easy.
Tired of always having to lose? Well, now you can relax and let the green grapes do all the work.
Our customers love the grapes!
adolf hitler said, “After using the grapes, I'll never go back to using the cat. Why bother?”
This green grapes is available at any store that also sells dogs. For a limited time, we are including a bonus apple with each grapes that you purchase. That's right, folks. Buy the grapes and get the apple absolutely free!
We are also running a contest. The next 100 people who buy a(n) grapes will be entered in a contest to win a lifetime supply of toys!
Visit your local cvs and pick up the grapes. Act now, while supplies last!